I STAND STOCK STILL AT THIS MORAL IMPASSE
FROZEN WITH THE WEIGHT OF MY OWN CHOICES

DO I DARE DISTURB THE UNIVERSE?

Saw this guy last night at the 92Y Tribeca. Hilarious! Awesome night of comedy hosted by Michael Ian Black.

This is our "Music from A Bachelors Den"
the sound of loneliness turned up to ten.
A horror soundtrack from a stagnant waterbed
And it sounds just like this:

This is the sound of someone losing the plot -
making out that they're okay when they're not.
You're gonna like it… but not a lot
and the chorus goes like this:

Oh baby,
here comes the Fear again.
The end is near again.
That monkey's built a house on your back
You can't get anyone to come in the sack
and here comes another Panic attack
Oh here we go again.

So now you know the words to our song,
pretty soon you'll all be singing along.
When you're sad, when you're lonely
and it all turns out wrong.
When you've got the Fear.

And when you're no longer searching
for beauty or love -
just some kind of life
with the edges taken off.
When you can't even define what it is that you're frightened of
this song will be here.

Oh baby,
here comes the Fear gain.
The end is near again.
If you ever get that chimp off your back.
If you ever find the thing that you lack
but you know you're only having a laugh
and here we go again.

Until the end.

Phil Collins is making a huge comeback in 2010! Believe me. I just met him at Little Branch in the West Village and he had all these crazy plans. He was wasted and had a Puerto Rican hooker with him. They were wearing matching bamboshkas! But seriously, he's a very groovy guy, I got to say. Very approachable. He even bought us all a round of shots!

YEEE HAWWW!!!

sigourney weaver rules.



so does bill paxton!

Which video is gayer?

Jagger and Bowie's Dancing in the Street or Wham's Wake Me Up Before You Go Go?



I'm not sure, but I know that when I wake up on Christmas morning, the baby Jesus will have the answer.